Cave Johnson’s Flaming Lemonade (Portal 2 Cocktail)
Ingredients:
10 oz. lemonade
2 oz. limoncello
1 splash Everclear (or other grain alcohol)
1 grain alcohol-soaked lemon wheelDirections: Cut a lemon wheel and soak it in grain alcohol while you make the drink. Mix the lemonade and limoncello into a tall glass, then float a splash of grain alcohol on top of the drink. Place the lemon wheel on the rim of the glass and ignite the top. Admire your delicious weapon, then extinguish and drink.
“I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” -Cave Johnson(Cocktail created and photographed by the Insatiable Geek.)
(via Occupation: Girl - Massive double linkspam)
dwg: Should I be breaking out the photoshop to paste a raptor in the background of of the Snow White picture? This has now become my knee-jerk reaction to misty blue forests. At the very least, there needs to be some kind of explosion happening to justify my retinas being blinded by that shade of blue. e__e
cleolinda: I would actually really enjoy a raptor, I think.
dwg: This turned out better than expected. Now instead of being “did I leave the gas on?” she’s like “hunh, there’s nothing to those stories about raptor infested woods…”
Cloudy with chances of Doctor
HOLY-SHIT-WE’RE-ALL-SCREWED
Best weather system ever.
(Source: buenastardis)
God, I love the 1940’s propaganda style. So classy.
Captain America WW2 propaganda posters (+variants) for Mondo in conjunction with Paramount Pictures.
I love you so much Olly *___* Tod für Kapitan go go hydra latex boys <3
HI, THE FORTIES. HEARTS IN MY EYES. I don’t even care about the story yet, I am just excited to see this film. Look how gorgeous it all is!
Via Keep Tom & Carry On
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THORGI. :-DDDDD
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This is the best ever. C.O.R.G.I.S. And THORGI.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loje3fJBLb1qlqfgco1_500.jpg)
This pledge is titled, “THE MARRIAGE VOW: A Declaration of Dependence Upon MARRIAGE and FAMiLY.” … To their partial credit, their pledge opens by acknowledging that one cannot claim to defend marriage without focusing on the high divorce rate, broken families, infidelity and other challenges (besides THE GAYS) “threatening” traditional marriage. … To their discredit, the first bullet point is:
Slavery had a disastrous impact on African-American families, yet sadly a child born into slavery in 1860 was more likely to be raised by his mother and father in a two-parent household than was an African-American baby born after the election of the USA’s first African-American President.
This is the point at which my brain started to bleed from the anger + incredulousness + assault by batshittery.
Why stop at two-parent households? Let’s celebrate the free housing, healthcare and meal plan offered to every black slave! You know what else slavery did for black people? Exercise! Oh it was just great! We even got to work outside. Speaking of work, today, African-American unemployment is over 16 percent. In Milwauke, Wisc., over one-third of black men are unemployed. But during slavery times, every black man had a job! See, things were better in the past, and now things are bad. Ah, the good old days…
Scope whole thing over at Baratunde Thurston’s blog.
HOW
HOW
HOW
What. The. Hell.
About me
i shall do such things, I know not what, but they shall be the terrors of the earth
